The bad thing that happened to you today.(Venting thread)

Discussion in 'Random' started by Akiba, 2 Mar 2013.

  1. You are squishy.
     
  2. Subv You ain't even lord of your yard

    Psoriasis has started to be worse, the bleeding and liquids has started to go out from my wounds, my keyboard had blood all over it today.
     
  3. Vallun I don't take drugs I just take naps.

    ill



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  4. ima Bean Go ham or go home.

    its k guys only man flu
     
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  5. Vallun I don't take drugs I just take naps.

    man flu kills stop quoting my shit.
     
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  6. ima Bean Go ham or go home.

     
  7. Vallun I don't take drugs I just take naps.

    dont make me douglas you
     
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  8. Set fire to a brand new £300 coffee machine at my Youth Work's new building... in front of the Director and Treasurer... smoke began to billow out as the smell of burnt plastic filled the room... turns out the person that installed it neglected to turn on the water to it... so it essentially cooked itself to death :V

    N'er mind - that's what warranties/ fail safes are for... hopefully it'll be working by the morrow... :P
     
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  9. you should have checked it before you shreked it
     
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  10. Queenie Don't tell me what to do!!!

    Super glued my fingers together \0/
     
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  11. hateist i am a bunny.

    i'm still at work.
     
  12. Ravioli what?

    My dog smashed his head in my balls.. Not the best feeling. [​IMG]
     
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  13. I used to have a dog, then it took its head to my knee.
     
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  14. Bagman Some cunt on the internet

    Have to clean up after a party and have little cuts on my hand
     
  15. cut my finger open on sticky-uppy metal bits when setting my pc down. Oh god the kitchen was like a murder scene.

    offtopic: I'm typing this with a bright pink hello kitty plaster on it now it's stopped bleeding. Will trade rare helo kity plastr 4 1 buds add me for free butsex)
     
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  17. Harv Admiral Anchovy

    Checked some game prices while I don't have money. If someone wants to pick up XCOM for 16 euros/~13 pounds, it's on kinguin.net.
     
  18. Akiba Terminus Ut Exordium

    Had to get up early today to make an important presentation at Uni, worth a fair few marks in my modules, and so to ensure I woke up for this I set 5 alarms at various times, however my phone overheated and turned itself off overnight, the presentation was peer assessed due to it being for group projects, so my group will likely mark me down harshly for not attending
     
  19. Cookies4you Crippling Pickling Prickling Disorder

    I was having a good dream.

    Then I woke up.
     
  20. hateist i am a bunny.

    [​IMG]
     
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